Notable Enemies

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Dwarves

Halamur

Halamur mining coal for his overlords
Halamur mining coal for his overlords

Threat Level: Peach

An Iron Breaker and known Communist, Halamur used to be a nice American Dwarf until he defected for ideological reasons. As a now godless commie, Halamur has very little to live for therefore tends to charge kamikaze style into the back lines with little support. This can distract Destro from their important task of killing the Bright Wizards.

Approach with caution, bring DPS.

Othr

Threat Level: Forest Green

Other "the Betrayer" Sixtoes used to be a friendly Kobold. Now he is a smelly dwarf with 500,000 HPs.

Othr's first exposure to revolutionary Communism came during a night of Slam Poetry at a local coffee shop where he was enraptured by a piece entitled "Yeh Yeh, the Workers Yeh!" This infected Othr with a degenrative neruological disorder known as "Punter's Foot" and turned him into an Iron Breaker. It appears that even the best of us are not immune to the siren song of Communism!

Serapis

Threat Level: Azure

The name "Serapis" is an ancient Dwarf word meaning "One who sucks". The name is certainly appropriate, as this little fellow has been known to suck whole groups of men at the same time.

This engineer runs around with a lame "premade" group that uses the electromagnet to suck Destruction players into a fiesta of AE Damage. Shields up, Captain!

Empire

Lensar

Threat Level: Blue

A Bright Wizard (what else?)

Much has been said about Lensar by anonymous ranters on the internet. For example:

A bitter Hib who hated Midgard. Who do you think was behind the class design for Catacombs, that gave us Vamps and - oh god - Bainshees? He also engineered the left axe nerf for Midgard. (From his own mouth at Percival Player meet @ Mythic HQ)

Who knows what that means?

At any rate, be careful not to kill Mackey too frequently.

Memon

Threat Level: Red

This is a very tough and sneaky witch hunter. He will often pop up in scenarios when you are respawning and trying to get back to your group. Similarly he likes to hang out outside warcamps and pick off solo respawns. You cant beat him, so make a "tactical retreat"

Mercy takes it in the face, again
Mercy takes it in the face, again

Mercy

Threat Level: White

Mercy is a sad little man who gets his jollies by "stealing" peoples names and then taunting them on the internet. See here. This is because his mother was run over by an ice cream truck when he was a little boy causing him to remain trapped in a childlike state. He craves attention more than anything so don't make any mention of him on the wiki.

Vvix

Threat Level: Yes

This ginger is a powerful Bright Wizard. Vvix usually travels with 10 healers, making him very tricky to kill. However, leaving him not dead is a bad idea. Everyone should target him first and beat on him.

High Elves

Dano

Dano & Olaf: Her Shameful Secret
Dano & Olaf: Her Shameful Secret

Threat Level: Mauve

An Archmage. Formerly Porphyria of Hibernia, Dano is known throughout the realms by her nickname "The Dancing Queen of Crauchon Gorge". Quite good fun really.

Olaf insists he has never cybored her, which means that he has almost certainly cybored her.

Raad

Threat level: Azure

Shadow warrior (some people just can't give up bad habits). A small keen grown tall, but still playing with flowers. Fun to kill! Known to hang out with other ex-hibbies.

Slo

Threat Level: Lilac

Slo is an Archmage. S(he) is a very talented player and can cause a great deal of trouble for Destruction groups through her healing skills. Slo should be eliminated very quickly, or else she will insta-rez all your victims, which is extremely annoying.

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